Ethan

A little white bitch

Person 1: oh look it’s that little mayo monkey Ethan who gets off to 16 yr olds
Jet: what a bitch

by Fuckboy mel May 2, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is a tall very weak man who gets beaten in races by his just above 5ft girlfriend.

Guy1: who is that I swear he is green?
Guy2: no he is just a pea
Guy1: but his been beaten by that 5ft girl over there?
Guy2: yes I know he must be an ethan

by Sophia the 5ft legend May 2, 2021

Ethan

When off of his ADHD drugs, he could lose control . Drinks three dr peppers and Red Bull because it reverses the caffeine effect.

Hey, what the fuck is he doing?

It’s Ethan

by SickDucker October 2, 2019

Ethan

A boy with a slight savior complex. He is the type of person who would do anything to make the people he cares about happy and help however he can, no matter the situation. He can be a complete goofball, which will make you question his intelligence, until the situation comes up where he proves that his talented mind isn't any joke. Best paired with a Ryan and/or a Cire, you get an elite duo/trio. It's not hard for him to express feelings and speak open mindingly. Prides himself on his strength and many great talents. He can be immature, but learns when to stop. Ethan comes off as rude person, but is truly one of the most friendly people you will meet. Despite wanting to help everyone, his loyalty is unmatched where he won't betray your trust to give into his savior complex. Overall, he's the ultimate nigga and deserves to be loved.

Ryan: "Yo you heard? Ethan got a girl. Know he bouta give her the world."
Cire: "Ong bro. Ethan is such a great person bro. Inspires me to do better in life."
Leina: "Yea yea. Ethan helped me alot. He's such a great person."

by techfazos999 November 21, 2021

Ethan F

A man who knows way too much about coding and has the bone structure of a twig. He might have a couple of friends and might act chill around them, but the second he gets on Discord he is possibly the most racist person imaginable. Music taste either doesn't exist or is really bad, mostly consisting of video game soundtracks and more video game soundtracks. He's an absolute gamer though, a cool friend to have.

Wow that Ethan F kid is really smart, but he's pretty racist so I'll only fw him on discord.

by Vapid. March 25, 2024

Ethan Alberta

Ethan is a whiny little bitch snitch formally known as smurf, he is a little cocky faggot who has no friends and sucks dick. His brother and is a fat motherfucker. Ethan voice makes me want to kill my self. He says he’s gonna fight somebody then he got the shit beat out of him

Ethan Alberta is a squeaker

by Eatdat June 3, 2019

ethan

ethan. this kid is going to fuck your bitch and give you little siblings. he’s gonna eat your mom and leave it like ground beef. he’s got a huge penis, like buddha’s stomach. he’s also got the charm of an angel. when he smiles he lights up the galaxy. the girls drool over him. they finger themselves in the thought of ethan. he is just so sexy and dominant.

ethan fucked my girl last night and he said that she felt brand new.

by mr fyb March 7, 2019