douche chills

A 2008 expansion team in the La Resistance Football League.

Wow, the Douche Chills are so good this year, they give me douche chills.

by mattkatz June 25, 2008

douche boy

a common combination:

douche bag + frat boy = douche boy

oh no the douche boys are peeing on the fence again

by mandibanana September 12, 2009

douche bucket

a douche "bag" who has done something stupid enough to be considered a douche "bucket"

When Daniel pissed on himself at the Halloween game, he was now worthy of being called a douche bucket.

by Lil Skimp Dawg December 6, 2003

douche cock

A penis that produces such a large load of sperm that it can act as a douche

Marysaid "He is such a douche cock, after he came it was flowing out of me!"

by SirJonHere November 2, 2009

Douche flute

A douche flute is a modern day E-cig that chucks clouds.

Look at that tool over there huffing on his douche flute.

by noah123321 August 25, 2016

Douche Bag

A member of the male sex who is either very gross, a skank banger or else is just plain numb.

Hey girls, look at that idiot Kevin, what a douche bag!

by Haley November 19, 2003

donkey Douche

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a douche before its next encounter. the female donkey is cleansed with this douche to ensure years of healthy fun.

neccessary for all animals commonly used for beastiality. for example chickens, cows, and goats.

in the movie clerks 2, you can make love to "kinky kelly" the donkey for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey douche between performances or between clients.

by bob plumblow March 15, 2008