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Dad Poem

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:

Where do the bad rainbows go?

Prism.

They get a light sentence.

It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:

I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023
mugGet the Dad Poemmug.

Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day
Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"
by dfjawevvwjrs December 1, 2021
mugGet the Dad Who Left Youmug.

Dad

An older guy that is thoroughly attractive
by heart it b October 7, 2019
mugGet the Dadmug.

dad

a person who said they went to get milk and never came back
other kids: wheres your dad?
me: whats a dad?
by 🌸ur mom🌸 April 19, 2020
mugGet the dadmug.

dad

by v.sn, July 13, 2020
mugGet the dadmug.

your dad

your dad used as a insult
"your forehead is big"
"your dad"
by Wasteman)££ January 30, 2022
mugGet the your dadmug.

dad pussy

A term used in a work-in-progress Animan Studios animation which just like their others, is just animated gay porn.

The clip in question is of a white boy performing anal sex on an older gentleman, whom while being fucked, asks for any more people to "service his dad pussy". Since they did it in their yard, 2 men watch from the fence.
"Any more of you horny fellas need to service my dad pussy? It's warm and it's wet, and it's waiting for you."
by DrShamrock May 2, 2023
mugGet the dad pussymug.

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