college climber

That one girl in school who is in every single activity or club only so they can put it down in their college applications.
Jessie is such a college climber, she joined my club and only came once.”
by ohgodno December 09, 2017
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leaving to college

Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.
"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"
by ThatGuy2016 December 12, 2011
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St josephs college

A school located in crown point, full of neeks, ugly fuckboys and dead ballers. They act like they run point and are on smoke but in reality they’re all nerds.
Jessica: have you heard of St josephs college?

Amira: yh my girl got played by some boy from there. Idek how he had the confidence to do that when he’s clapped 🤮
by FuckStJosephs January 10, 2020
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College

A place where you eat once in two days so at the end of your night you can get drunk off of two beers. You do this, of course, to forget how broke you are / will continue to be.
Hey man, I just got back from college!

Word, you look like a POW from Vietnam
by SwanginDanglinThang November 03, 2020
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College

1. Somewhere you do post-16 study (In the UK)
2. Undergraduate university (In the US)
1. Should I do A-Levels or should I go to college?
2. Where are you planning on for college?
by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 29, 2022
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college

a place where you get fat, fomo, depressed and leave with a shit ton of debt
person 1: hey, isn’t that tristan at mojo dining hall? why does he look so dead inside?
person 2: yeah i think it is...must be college that made him a sad boi
by simps4sale October 12, 2020
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College

It's a choice. You don't have to go, but you can if you know you'll need it for what you want in life.
High School Student: Is college worth it?
College Student: I won't really know until I graduate, but what I can tell you is that you don't have to go unless you know what you want to get out of it.
HSS: Do you know what you want?
CS: ...
HSS: ...Do you know?
CS: Go vape in the school bathroom, kid.
by davetheravewhoknowshowtobehave November 22, 2021
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