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Christian Pagan

A massively shlonged man who gets all the bitches. Commonly known for his evil ideas he is the best man any girl can ask for. He is a genius. He is better in every way, shape and form. His iq is above all and he has only evil ideas in his head 20/4/7. He has a ginormous pair of balls. And no he is not gay.

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Bruh I'm about to pull off a Christian Pagan and fuck this bitch till she cries
by chrisp13 April 30, 2021
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Christian

Christian is a very kind,nice,funny,intelligent person. Once you talk to him you will instantly fall in love with him. You will never want to let go of him. But be careful because if you break his heart, he will not be happy. He is very nice and smart. You will love him as soon as you see him or talk to him. You always want a Christian in your life.
omg is that Christian?
yes isn't he really cute and nice.
by pintrest lover May 4, 2021
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Christian foushee

"Bro you like god?"
"No I'm a total christian foushee"
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Christian Foushee

cool short people know this name. he is their god, lord, and savior. if you think you are under 5'3" and think you are cool but don't know this name, newsflash you're not cool.
"Bro imagine being only 4'11""
"You know what suck it I have Christian Foushee on my side *immense short person power kick to the shin*"
"Ok ok sheesh short people are cool I guess"
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christian the hammah

Christian the hammah

like ramp brah
by pinoyshinobi June 4, 2021
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Christian lanuza

christian lanuza is the type of person that you only meet once in your life, he is so heart warming, amazing, smart, hardworking, loyal, understanding and handsome. He is the definition of perfect and no one can ever compare themselves to christian because he is so rare and so unique. He also has an amazing family that is very kind and beautiful! christian lanuza is amazing and he is so very important to me!
christian lanuza simply breathes*
all the girls: “omg chris date me!”
by wavyoranges June 5, 2021
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Christian

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by anonymous June 6, 2021
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