A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.
Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021
Get the Cooter Christianmug. A great friend that's there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with your problem. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantabulous person you could ever meet. :). He also says he’s fat but is not.
Christian is a bomb
by That_one_child July 23, 2018
Get the Christianmug. Christian is a wonderful and amazing friend😊 He ALWAYS makes you laugh and he is really funny😂 Loves his video games and is like the best at them📱( But May not admit it but it’s true🤫) He gets the best gifts for every occasion even though he doesn’t have to😏 AND DONT FORGET he loves his spray candy.....
by NessieG February 21, 2019
Get the Christian❤️mug. Christian
by CJRA October 21, 2021
Get the Christianmug. An atheist that believes in an afterlife and references Jesus, but believes in science for the creation of life and existence, or not thinking God is real. These people reference many bible related subjects, but does not think that God is the creator of life, only saying so for a joke or other non-serious reason.
Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.
by SlipperyButterBoi June 28, 2023
Get the Christian Atheistmug. A well behaved young man His only role model in life is Drew Shep. Camron McCoy lives in his shadow. Gets fucking plastered off of natty lights and loves tits.
by Big Drew Shep February 14, 2021
Get the Christian Fordmug. A person that identifies themselves as a Christian but doesn’t actually follow Jesus’s teachings of love, compassion or helping those in need, instead only as a way to justify their far-right political beliefs. These political beliefs can be argued to go directly against many of Jesus’s teachings. They often advocate for or practice homophobia, patriarchy and racism ”in the name of god”.
A: John treats his poor wife so bad, you’d think he would act better considering he is so religious
B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!
B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!
by axellpaxel June 14, 2025
Get the Politically christianmug.