ghetto comeuppance

Fuck With The Hood, And You Get Your Comeuppance. If you fuck around with everyone in a hood/ghetto like place, Everyone from the hood collectively will come and jump you. i. e. Your Comeuppance.

“David! Send help! All these guys are chasing me!”

“What’s going on?”

“I messed with the guys at midtown and-“

“Yeah no. That’s just your Ghetto Comeuppance.”

by 46754568833467785432257 September 22, 2023

Academic Comeback

When you have a low grade at the start/middle of a term or semester but get it high at the end

Jerry: Holy shit Mark, you have an F in this class, you can't stay in honor roll.

Mark: Don't worry I'm an academic comeback specialist

Jerry: How is your grade after that exam?

Mark: Went from a 34% to an 81%, told you I'm an academic comeback master

by BigSmoke40 October 23, 2023

Julian Comeau

Sexiest motherfucker alive

Iykyk

That guy isn't giving Julian Comeau vibes at all

When Julian Comeau finds out he's Julian Comeau, he's probably gonna blush!

Giiirrrrllll, you are giving Julian Comeau vibes

by Lovelessonlearned13 December 12, 2023

James Comer Pyle

Perhaps the stupidest person to have ever graced the halls of the US Congress. This barely literate Representative from Kentucky has disgraced himself and the state he represents. The real Gomer Pyle was a Rhodes Scholar compared to this pyle of shit.

Even Mayberry would have declared James Comer Pyle incompetent to hold the office of dog catcher.

by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024

sex comedian

one who makes highly unfunny sex jokes 24/7

like me! i'm a real sex comedian

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

Academic comeback

The act of having below a 3.0(c average)gpa and pulling it up to above a 3.5(b average) gpa

I made a academic comeback halfway through the school year so I didn’t fail

by Takeep December 7, 2023

Jodie Comer

WITHOUT A SINGLE DOUBT the most gracious human being to ever walk the planet
Plays Villanelle in Killing Eve, a character who i would gladly allow to assassinate me

'Did you hear Jodie Comer's EMMY speech'
'Yeah, my God no one has ever deserved it more than her, slay girlboss period.'

by CHOWCHOWWWWWW April 20, 2024