National Beats Day

It’s national beats day.

Damn he wearing beats I think it’s national beats day

by Baller life October 23, 2019

Beat Grease

Lotion, or k y jelly used for wacking off.

Dude! That chick last night did not use enough beat grease...now i have dick burn!

by Ty7777 April 19, 2010

Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)

"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"

by LailaRose February 20, 2012

Beat

A very prude or ugly person. A loser with no friends and who people should stay away from

Don't man, she is so Beat

by hartferd August 9, 2010

dead beat

A person in the child's life typically a older sibling or parent that does not do anything for the child.

The dead beat sister ran away to leave it on her younger brother to raise their youngest sister and brother after their parents died. Cus she didn't want to Have to spend anything on anyone but herself. She was so much of a burdens. Deadbeats man

by 459395 February 18, 2023

Papa beat 69

Patrick is a magnum chicken eater. He will have sex with big tit cougars. He has a massive peen and gets all ladies

Oh man he gets hella cougars, he must be a papa beat 69.

by Wack my sack 69 March 13, 2019

dirty beating

verb: when you sexually engage someone submissive in a vigorous manner.

"I gave this girl a dirty beating last night." or "I just want to give this girl a dirty beating right here and I don't care who sees it'

by bone thruster September 8, 2014