fake-faced

The adjective used to describe someone who acts like they are under the influence, when it is obvious they are not.

Danny: Dude did you see see Diana last night? Was she shit-faced or what??
Evan: No bro, she was definitely fake-faced.
Danny: Oh.

by julesmary October 13, 2008

Face Hugger

When a girl is about to perform a blow job you grab your scrotal skin- stretch it out and smoosh it on her face while making a slurping/sucking sound. The object is to represent- as best as one can- the face hugger from Aliens.

A. Is your girl nasty?
B. Yeah, I did the face hugger on my wife this morning and she loved it.

by Happydude38 August 5, 2014

Round face

A structure of the face where the cheekbones are wider apart than other structures of the face. It is almost circular. Round faces also vary from person to person. Some are extremely round while others are faintly round. Many other face structures are mistaken for a round face if the cheeks are bigger and the cheekbones aren't prominent.

1.She has a round face doesn't she?

2. His face is quite round.

by Anon675 July 16, 2015

pasty face

When someone's face is unattractive.

"Hey, I think Blaze fancies you, do you think she is pretty?"
"Yeah she's buff but her face is pasty " or "She's got a pasty face"

by Leesoy Wack November 19, 2016

Face Settee

An expert in being the recipient of a face sitting. Sitting on this person's face is comparable to the comfort of sitting down on a settee.

Kate: Alastair's a freak, I heard he sits on girls' faces.
Bob: Nah, he's a face settee. They sit on his face.

by Rayem December 31, 2015

Face raped

Making out for more than five minutes to the point where your lips get chapped.

Boy Alex face raped girl Alex when they hung out.

by Sophia1815 November 20, 2018

No Face Rats

No face Rats are a group of toxic people, who think you are toxic. Though an evil cycle these No Face Rats are never coinvinced they are the real issue to any problem, even if you have evidence. No Face Rats are too important to know when to stop thats why they often are overdramatic and most often arent even cute.

TOM: I am depressed

JESSICA : you honestly are such a twat how the hell are you depressed when you have such great friends, you peice of garbage.
ALICE: I agree, youre so toxic!
TOM: you guys are a bunch of No Face Rats .

by RinViolin October 26, 2018