The Cokie Monster

This is a term used to describe a guy you know who can barely manage to hold his life together because he’s always strung out on cocaine. He’s a silver spoon fed jackass who masks his addiction with douchebag arrogance. A fucking nightmare of a human to be around. It’s not uncommon for him to self force sexual favors to acquire some or apply to his debt.
Yo Grady. Rich and Nate are coked out of their fucking skulls again.

I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.

I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.
by Who stole my shoes? April 20, 2020
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Monster Magnetism

When your partner is so clingy that they want to have sex with you almost all of the time
My girlfriend has Monster Magnetism
by The Nobody Rabbit May 20, 2023
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Mug Monster

A babe that’s a 10+ from the back, and the side, so you assume she’s got a beautiful face to match ....but when you see it ...”YIKES ! She’s a mug monster!!”
Hey Mike, wish you could’ve seen this hottie I saw today . She had the most amazing body, but then she turned around and she was a total mug monster.
by Cam11 September 26, 2019
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The Cheeseburger Monster

The Cheeseburger Monster is a Invasive species, such are classified as those that have a competitive advantage over natives because they can grow rapidly, reproduce quickly, and adapt easily to a variety of habitat conditions. The Cheeseburger Monster is known to be from Costa Rica and made its way over to the USA. They are also known as (Rum Rum, Chum Chum, Chum Rum, Rum Chum, Fleabag, White Lightning). They love eating Cheeseburgers and will do anything in their power to obtain one and will even use force to get one.
sweet Jesus is that a The Cheeseburger Monster I see!
by Saif Hussain October 14, 2020
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X-Box Monster

That cheap ass energy drink you can buy in Lidl
Heyoo brotherman, will you get me an X-Box Monster in Lidl?

Ofc my homedog!
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A Monsters Inc. Avalanche

Ejaculating into someone's mouth, and having them laugh/"spit-take" cum BACK up the urethra......"put that thing back where it came from or so help me..."
Celia gave me "A Monsters Inc. Avalanche" for our anniversary, and I got so backed up
by Mike was whore's key September 20, 2022
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Monster Mitts

over sized paw attached to a female of the species.
King Kong over there in the corner sure has a pair of monster mitts.
by monster mitts April 04, 2009
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