Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.

“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”

by asbesito May 05, 2023

Long John Silvered

When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.

“Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”

by RealCfan March 18, 2023

my dick so long

When u see ur mum

FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long

by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019

long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.

¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot.¨

by anonymous crab May 13, 2021

Long Legs McGee

A nickname my friends and I gave to Zhongli from Genshin Impact.

Me: ok well I'm not the one who wants to rail or be railed by Long Legs McGee

Friend: he sounds like a hot narrator! Good god 🙄 shut up about it already 😡

by CallmeFynn September 15, 2023

long island steamroller

Someone of italian descent that can run a meeting giving out tasks like an absolute legend.

Dom is a total long island steamroller. Seriously no one runs meetings better than him.

by Juni0r goon November 13, 2020

WIll Long

A big sexy hot man with a voluptuous cock and the roundest balls. His hair is perfect down to the last strand. his nose in the perfect size for his face. when he is lathered in oil, I like to lick his balls with ecstacy and delight.

"Will Long put it in there

by Willlong licker December 09, 2022