payday fuck

When the Mrs knows your getting paid tommorrow so she throws a leg in the hope you'll throw her some coin.

The Mrs knew i was getting paid tommorrow so she gave me the old payday fuck then asked me for a crisp pineapple in the morning. Hadnt had sex since last payday.

by Mike Kahuna May 2, 2018

bouley fuck

see bouley. repeated bouleying someone and then yelling like an englishman, "BOULEY FUCK!!!"

Z: "BOULEY FUCK!!!!"
A: "What the Bouley?"
Z: "right then, was it good for you too?"

by suq madiq August 6, 2011

suck eggs bitch fuck

When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck

Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!

by Hillfolkinurmomma December 15, 2021

Fucked the pie

To horribly mangle or botch something up to the point of near destruction.

The United States really fucked the pie when they pulled out of Afghanistan suddenly.

by Portiff Digrissim August 24, 2021

Fucking Shitload

1000 times bigger than a Shitload

It weighed at least a half a fucking shitload!

by Serinice December 15, 2014

Fuck lid

When accused of being a Biden voter one must call the accuser a fuck lid.

“We actually voted for Trump you Fuck Lid”

by Mr. Peter Peterson May 15, 2023

fuck a lot February

you've heard of dick down December, and no nut November, but now introducing fuck a lot February where for the whole month.. (with consent) its a full month to use as an excuse to get the d*ck or p*ssy!

Hey babe, I know we had s*x yesterday but you know it is fuck a lot February so its okay if we do it again, if you want!

Hey cutie, have you heard its fuck a lot February? wanna go round 2?

by getpaidtogetlaid November 30, 2020