Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024

You’re fucking gay!

As in homosexual!

John Marston to Bill Williamson: YOU’RE FUCKING GAY! *Short Pause* AS IN HOMOSEXUAL!

*Low Quality American Venom Song Playing In Background*

by El Manzana de muertos July 18, 2024

fat fucking bitch

if you reflect this word you are it aND YOU LIKE COCK

YOUR MUM IS A FAT FUCKING BITCH

by ethan the g July 18, 2024

Fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day

On July 24th it is customary to bed a sub ass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.

Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"

by kirbonthecob1 July 19, 2024

Free fucks

90s game where you save Soda tabs for your crush, the corresponding letter gets the tab, and you get to hit it in return.

I pulled a d on the surge can, Diana’s getting one a them free fucks

by Dirty Lamberti July 20, 2024

fuck a moot day

The day where you fuck your mutual on twitter

Dan: damn it’s fuck a moot day
michelle: get your dick out, we gotta fuck

by Anonymous user 299 July 20, 2024

Butt fucking nowhere

The best type of nowhere to be in

As you can clearly see, I am out here in scenic butt fucking nowhere. And I have to say, the best part about BEING in butt fucking nowhere is the butt fucking

by Lil Skelly July 25, 2024