fuck-mergency

Fuck-mergency - a situation in which fucking immediately is neccessary to prevent imminent doom

"There's no time! Just take off your pants! This is a fuck-mergency!"

by Rouge3456701 July 8, 2022

fuck-roasted

To be utterly fucked and owned like the little bitch you are.

Zach got fuck-roasted by his homies.

by Fuckboy9274 October 17, 2015

fat fuck

A fat, stupid person, just like you

I bet you don't know 1+1, you fat fuck

by Ben Dover #1 November 26, 2022

CLUSTER FUCK

A SERIES OF EVENTS THAT EVEN SMOKEY THE BEAR COULD NOT PUT OUT

THE PATIENT CREATED A CLUSTER FUCK FOR THEIR FUTURE APPOINTMENTS.

by MASSIVEHEADACHE June 24, 2025

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009

Fuck me dry

When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.

Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.

by Pop_tart._. November 12, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025