by Nilmano December 4, 2024

by pjajsns May 15, 2021

by Ÿøūr łøćåł šìmp January 31, 2021

to the tune of if ur happy and u know it
if ur a fuccer and u know it fuck hands
if u fuck em and u like it fuck em more
if ur really really like it and u bored of ur hands the fuck the fucking first girl u see
if ur a fuccer and u know it fuck hands
if u fuck em and u like it fuck em more
if ur really really like it and u bored of ur hands the fuck the fucking first girl u see
by smearypooontheloo December 18, 2019

The act of tuning the strings of a guitar so tight or so low that it's not only an annoyance for the guitarist to tune back and/or may cause the strings to be damaged
by Pale Horseman May 7, 2015

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009
