national fuck day

october 14th

we can have a national fuck day

by abhxbefne October 13, 2019

National Fuck Day

April 17th a day where when u can fuck anyone you want any time you want. NO COMPLAINTS at all.

Hey its National fuck day baby get that ass over here NOW ots National Fuck Day

by Vince Madici April 15, 2019

December Fuck Day

If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.

Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!

by europe1922 December 14, 2020

Toss fuck

A fuckwit who can’t drive

Oh look at this toss fuck pulling out and then hitting his breaks

by Tossfuck December 06, 2018

Oven fucking

When you fuck a girl when shes pregnant in the kitchen

I just got out of the best oven fucking

by Russian69 August 07, 2016

Frosty Fuck

You put 3 ice cubes in your woman's vagina and proceed to aggressively fuck her vagina

"Yo Last night I frosty fucked my girl"

by Bastardbeater June 20, 2022

frosty fuck

Chucking a condom in the freezer before sex

I'm gonna surprise the girlfriend with a frosty fuck later

by mrpopodopolis December 19, 2018