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This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.
Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020
mugGet the This fucking closemug.

butter shit ass fuck

The guy who made defined the word mackaplier

You suck let me fucking say something wrong while playing rocket league sideswipe
Listen to me you butter shit ass fuck you know what you did
by HentaiEnjoyer505 July 4, 2024
mugGet the butter shit ass fuckmug.

fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿
Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo🗿
by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022
mugGet the fuck your shampoomug.

shut the fuck up

A phrase I use whenever the fuck jack starts talking
Jack:dude I found the meaning of li-
Me:SHUT THE FUCK UP
by ThatGuyGrim November 29, 2023
mugGet the shut the fuck upmug.

Fuck Hole

A fuck hole is a hole in the wall in a men's washroom stall, a glory hole is smaller, a fuck hole is a hole big enough to completely fuck the other person and make the stalle shake.
Holy cow, Andrew and Stuart are really getting it on in the men's fuck hole this evening this is sad.
by Santasquad100 September 24, 2023
mugGet the Fuck Holemug.

Jumbo Fuck

A drink made up of a large lemonade, every kind of flavor syrup possible and lots of liquor. Invented at Shambhala 2015 by the accidental ordering of a jumbo lemonade with every flavor and a fuckton of liquor added to it.
by JumboFucker April 2, 2017
mugGet the Jumbo Fuckmug.

fucking pussy

what you become after spending ten years in the joint
ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy!
by milkrush August 28, 2023
mugGet the fucking pussymug.

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