Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.

I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018

fuck

something ur best friend did to your girlfriend/boyfriend last night

fuckkkk

by Endercrafts November 27, 2023

Fuck

A situation a feeling a sensation

Hey whats good wanna fuck?

by TheFaxChecker November 24, 2021

fuck cup

Someone puts their dick in a cup and fucks it

Sam: "What did you do at the party last night?"
Kevin: "We did a fuck cup."

by the cup fucker October 17, 2020

cross fuck off

a way to tell someone off

Hey Joe, Cross fuck off

by Weedy Gonzalez November 28, 2017

French Fuck

Ass to ass with a double dildo

The two retirees decided to retire after a night of drinks with a French Fuck as a night cap.

by The10ne December 11, 2023

Fuck

Meant to fuck in any position

I will fuck the manager

by Yea hbu have to October 4, 2021