your bad 

When someone does or says something that is totally reasonable, and you shun them for it because of your incompetence and utter disregard for others.

Boss: Hey Bon Qui Qui, did you mop up the back of the store earlier today like I asked you?

Bon Qui Qui: Ummmm No sir, mr. boss man. Clearly you see I just had these nails did and am in no condition or mood to be doing no damn mopping. your bad. shouldn've asked me such a stupid ass question.

your bad by Big Tongs January 15, 2011

your mom 

A comeback and/or insult

"Let's get off my mom, cause I just got off yours"

your mom by your mom March 10, 2003

your mum 

To be used in several, subtely different ways.

Situation #1
A: "Your gay*"
B: "Your mums gay"
A: "Your face is gay"
B: "Your ex is gay"
A: "True"
B: "oh noes!"

*In this situation, the term gay is used in a non-derogatory to homosexuals kind of way. In this context, it means stupid and annoying.

Situation #2
A: "You know xyz..."
B: "You know what, your mum"
A: "YOUR mum!"
B: "Yeah well, your mum sucks cock"
A: "Well, your mum sucks my dads cock"
B: "You suck cock"
A: "Your face sucks cock"
B: "Your ex sucks cock"
A: "True"
B: "oh noes!"

your mum by Izzy Pop May 15, 2006

your mum 

A defence mechanism in any slightly confrontational situation that can either be hilarious if used in an innovative way or make you look like a complete idiot (hence the phrase being common place with chavs and other nonentities).
# please a your mum joke can only be humourous if you use a mocking voice to show that you are merely taking the mick out of someone who would use sucha phrase and think it were hilarious (i.e. a nonentity)

reasonably good use of the phrase-
fred: 'my word it is hot today'
george: 'so was your mum last night after i roasted her over the table (alright, gigidy gigidy!)' #said in a mockingly moronic tone

bad use of the phrase-
Ben:'did i here you got an E in english language Lewis?'
Lewis: 'your mum (wayyyyyyyyy)' #said in a hereditary moronic tone

your mum by dan baylis March 27, 2007

your rude 

The use of calling someone rude with poor grammar. Usually results in an argument between who's ruder.

"your rude for call me rude!"

your rude by inFROGnito June 9, 2020

Your 2nd cousin twice removed

The coolest comeback ever.

Boy 1: Hey did you do your homework last night.
Boy 5: no but i did your mom
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHH! SHNAP!
Boy 1: Yeah well, i bet my mom wasnt as good as your 2nd cousin twice removed!
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHHH! somebody got uber noob pwned!

Your 2nd cousin twice removed by BrianX94 May 30, 2009

your mom 

insult or random phrase that can be thrown into a conversation at any time. popularized by little known, but now famous at Wakefield, Adam Faigan.

Kate: Hey Adam, pass me that stapler, will you?

Adam: Your Mom's a stapler! *snickers*
~no one laughs as he looks around~
You All Hate me. you're all mean to me *pretends to cry*

Kate: Shut up Adam

your mom by kate May 16, 2004