When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015
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Girl: "The reservation isn't until 9. Let's grab some stimulus food so we won't starve."
Guy: "You grab the Wheat Thins, I'll grab the chewy bars!"
Girl: "The reservation isn't until 9. Let's grab some stimulus food so we won't starve."
Guy: "You grab the Wheat Thins, I'll grab the chewy bars!"
by Sweat52 May 15, 2010
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Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.
I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.
by Rokett March 27, 2023
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Meatballs are not inherently gross, but the name and the thought of “meat” in ball form is very disturbing and deranged when thought about.
Meatballs are not inherently gross, but the name and the thought of “meat” in ball form is very disturbing and deranged when thought about.
“Lasagna is so weird if you think about it, its just meat, sauce, and cheese separated into layers by slabs of pasta”
“Lasagna is a deranged food”
“Lasagna is a deranged food”
by girlmeat March 19, 2022
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When you are hanging out with an age appropriate girl and you meet her little sister and it's a easier and guaranteed hook up
I've been out with this girl 3 times and last time I met her sister and shes just little sister food.
by BXGun November 10, 2019
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