wanking for a spanking

1. It's a very sad and sorry situation, scenario and practice by some realty sick boys. Ninny boys who are into S & M are jacking off while reading those 'mash notes' from their dominator bitches and get turned on while thinking about the 'discipline' they'll get next time they meet their favorite whore, they are wanking while thinking about the spankings they are gonna get.

2. When somebody is being a glutton for punishment. Kind of like 'cruising for a bruising'. ASKING for trouble.

1. Donald Treason tRump has shown the world in so many ways what an SMF he is. He talks incestuous lust about his daughter and there are pictures of the two together that would make a dog upchuck. He rapes, and has been convicted of it. He talks pervert trash ('the younger, the better'). He brags about 'grabbing em by the pussy'. He is an egotistical Caligula by every definition and description of that grossly deviant Roman emperor. And the stripper whore Stormy Daniels spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' about swatting his ass. il Douche Donald is a spankee boy. Shiiiiiiii-yiiiiiiiiitttttt, he's wanking for a spanking! DAMN!!!

2. Jeffrey is reading those stupid BDSM books and watching that Rihanna video again, he's wanking for a spanking!

3. Rikki is being a spoiled diva prima donna again. She's just wanking for a spanking to put her in her place! She's a big disgrace.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 22, 2023

Halloween wank

The spooky scary sticky substance that is in preparation for the worst month of your life

Chad 1: yo, how was your Halloween wank bro?

Chad 2: DONT SAY THE 'W' WORD TILL DECEMBER OR SANTA WILL BITE OFF YOUR COCK

by 3SGZ_OLLIE_C_1 October 31, 2020

Wank Station

It is a place where people go have a wank (pleasuring themselves). So it is like a train station, but instead of trains, people come and go. For example some people could consider their Wank Station to be the shower in the bathroom.

Yo, Vlad, Where have you been?
Srry, I was as the Wank Station.

Really? You must be a real shower wanker!

Hell Yeah!

by wanking May 16, 2017

Irish wank

Placing one's penis inside a cooked and hollowed out potato. The potato is Ireland's biggest crop, and due to a shortage of eligible women in rural locations, men have taken to placing their erect penises inside potatoes in order to release the inevitable sexual frustration arising from such a situation.

Seamus hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years. Now he spends most evenings engaging in an Irish wank.

by IrishGypsyDan April 21, 2018

mojo wank

having a wank pre-booty call to up your stamina for the main round.

mate 1: what are you doing?

mate 2: having a mojo wank before fanny comes over

by diddly dingbat October 21, 2015

Wiki Wank

To quickly check Wikipedia in order to try to win an argument (over the internet usually). Unintelligent people generally do this to make themselves look smarter than what they are.

A:*compelling argument*

B: *wiki wanks* *Goes on to re-word a page off of Wikipedia for a rebuttal*

by Sauce Baus October 25, 2011

Munchkin wank

A phrased used to insult a young boy that hasn't reached puberty yet.

Boy - i can do whatever i like you can't stop me!
Older person- You wanna bet you munchkin wank.

by jackametii1234 February 22, 2010