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Twat

twat /twŏt/
noun

1. The vulva.

2. A woman or girl.
3. A foolish or contemptible person.

4. Joanna fucking White
That twat Joanna white.
by KeyzerSöze June 4, 2025
mugGet the Twatmug.

Twat Swat

The act of Garret'ing a situation. Actions taken that limit the amount of exposed breast in the group chat.
Kayci was excitedly anticipating her bribe payment when someone Twat Swatted her heavenly ordained blessing.
by BajanKing February 25, 2019
mugGet the Twat Swatmug.

Twat

You.
I am a twat. Jen is a twat
by BirminghamScrewdriver April 27, 2022
mugGet the Twatmug.

doodle twat

When you masterbate with a marker and the cap is off.
If you can't get laid just doodle twat.
by Ladyslay71 December 9, 2017
mugGet the doodle twatmug.

twat waffle

a cute person that belongs to twat pancakes and twat pancakes only
reagan is a twat waffle that belongs only to shantae
by wowtherebud December 15, 2018
mugGet the twat wafflemug.

Twat

Ben:Jake did you do your homework?
Jake:No i don't know what 1+1 is
Ben:Jake you're a twat
by B3nMi113r061999 February 7, 2019
mugGet the Twatmug.

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