you got a deep tree

Wow you got a deep tree!
by Lmaydtycimm December 18, 2022
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tree hawk

A tree hawk is when a grown man sits in top of a Birchwood tree with binoculars and stalks younger females.
Be careful if you venture out into the woods girls, yesterday we spotted a tree hawk a top a Birchwood tree.
by Peso_Gemini June 08, 2022
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brown tree stick

Its a fucking stick, how do not know what a fucking stick is....What the fuck. BOOTY HOLE.....
I shoved a brown tree stick up my ass.
by Fuck a 11111 February 20, 2019
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Tree Wrangling

commonly practiced by two to three retards. Tree wrangling is where you found a small tree about 5-8 inches and climb that bitch and bend it over like a crack whore behind a dumpster. You can then stand on it and jump on in like you're curb stomping a coon. Tree wrangling is commonly practiced in Arkansaw Wisconsin.
Me to Nick: look at those two retards tree wrangling.

Nick: sure takes some boredom to do that wack ass shit. Anyway when are we gonna stuff an mortar in that giant bullfrog I ran over with my Dora bike?
by ee normousee rection May 06, 2020
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CLIMBING TREES

IM CLIMBING SOME TREES TONIGHT. IT WILL BE COOL TO BE RIDING WITH YOU AND TREES. CLIMBING TREES MEANS THAT YOU AND I ARE GOING TO SMOKE THAT SWEET SATIVA TOGETHER.
IM CLIMBING TREES TONIGHT. IT WILL BE COOL TO BE RIDING WITH YOU AND CLIMB TREES.
by GENERAL DALADY January 18, 2019
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Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"
by JohnJohnJurts August 09, 2021
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Grow your tree

Get a big FAT boner.
by Edhunt198 May 09, 2024
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