Mud Monster

When you're having so much fun yoou wouldn't even notice you're covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters"

by mmudmmonsterr September 17, 2021

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't noticed if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by justWantedToWriteSmDumbNotThis September 19, 2021

Utah Mud Crab

Same position as the Utah Spider Crab, but you put it in the butt.

“We decided to switch it up and try the Utah Mud Crab to spice up our relationship.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

Frozen Danish mud pig

When two gay males roll around in their steaming liquid shit and wear pig masks and one the of males freezes part of the shit and proceeds to shove it up the other males ass for sexual gay lover pleasure whilst rolling around in the shit.

Ivan: Wyatt and ace just did a Frozen Danish mud pig last night!
Jack: We gotta try that sometime!

by ScratchySackJack January 23, 2025

mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.

The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.

by Kylepompom April 24, 2016

Funny mud pee

"Funny mud pee" is a Chinglish style of saying "bullshit". The pronunciation follows its original meaning in Chinese. If someone is talking something nonsense, you can say Funny mud pee

Trump: ... this Chinese Virus (coronavirus) ...
Chinese: Funny mud pee

by fansile March 26, 2020

mud skates

Cowboy boots.

Nice fucking mud skates Tex! Do you have the spurs to go with them?

by Steviep187 November 4, 2023