Turtle cheeching

Performing a blow job on a soft penis.

"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."

by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024

turtle

smearing poop all over your back

moron: why r u coved in poop?
me: I turtled

by HandsomeDragon8 September 15, 2022

Funny Turtle

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.

Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.

by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016

Turtle necked

When one dude is on another dudes shoulders and the guy on top has "turtle necked" (ground his dick on) the back of standing guys neck.

While they were trying to watch the tiesto concert, Tom turtle necked John.

by wernersvillian June 10, 2017

Turtle Kiss

After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss

"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".

"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!

by ThighGlider December 18, 2019

tiny turtle tent

A small uncircumcised penis.

Hey Tracy I heard you slept with tod how'd you like that tiny turtle tent?

by ThePoeTickler October 8, 2016

Dirty Turtling

Verb: pushing a turd in and out of your börthole, for sexual gratification. The unholy perversion of "turtling"

Don't make eye contact with Bella. She's been dirty turtling in the corner for the better part of an hour

by suninnovember January 2, 2024