Athletes penis

Irritation and itching to the crotch after excessive sweating. Also known in some circles as "trench dick"

"Hey bro you wanna go do sit ups in the hallway?" "Sorry bro I got a mad case of athletes penis. Yolo."

by jockstrap on June 25, 2014

Yellow penis

A yellow penis

I have a yellow penis

by Hdjsxicjs October 27, 2016

My penis

It’s too long to type.

I would tell u Joke about my penis but it’s too long

by Rmath July 5, 2019

penis vacuum

1.Someone who gives a blow job.
2.A mouth.
Copyrighted by Anna

Anna is a total penis vacuum, she gives head all the time

by Renee-Nuh-Nay February 13, 2008

eagle penis

The genitals of a large and majestic bird.

Often used in potions.

Harry Potter: Why isn't this bloody potion working?
Hermione: We were low on eagle penis.

by i'mjustheretofuckaround May 2, 2011

penis koala

small fury animal that likes to cling onto penises or a particular penis, they are also known as anna

'ian you are so lucky because you have got the only penis koala that is left in the world'

by the president of montenegro October 1, 2008

penis raper

when a girl has sex with a man and rides his penis so hard that he refers to it to his friends as rape

haley is such a penis raper in bed!

by the funny guy and his friend August 30, 2009