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Tea time alarm

An alarm that happens periodically throughout the day in England and everyone has to drink tea or face a fine of £129 from the TVA
You will not be fined however if you are unconscious because unconscious people dont want tea
John:"alright time to start my homework"
*tea time alarm*
John:"Oh no it's the tea time alarm I can't afford another fine from the TVA"
Susan:"pretend to be unconscious quick there's no time to make tea"
by Marshywanderer March 17, 2025
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Tea time

An hour usual between 18:00 and 19:00 where british people sitdown infront of the telly with a cuppa and listen to the queens summary of recent events.
All businesses close down for the hour as staff drink tea and sociallize with colleagues
mum: "Son can you pop to the shops for my prescription"
son:"no you stupid bitch its almost tea time"
by DragonSlayer38 December 3, 2019
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Silver tea

The 7th of August 2021, in Bærum, a small province outside Oslo a group of young artists based on the common points of the elements that make a Silver tea agreed that Silver tea is a mix of warm water, lemon and honey. Based on personal preference milk can be added (although this is controversial)
Would you like a cup of silver tea with your vaffel? It has no milk
by HenieO August 7, 2021
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cup of tea

Beatles: When we met the Queen, we had a cup of tea first
by DingoTheRingo June 16, 2024
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jimin tea

made by tiktok useryoongisbutterflytattoo” meaning a phase or saying you say when you like something
do you like my hat?”
jimin tea”
by Iamdatdamnniggga December 19, 2022
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Tea Tongue

To lick a pussy as if you are testing the temperature of a hot cup of tea with the tip of your tongue. Usually done by straight girls who are not really into eating pussy, but find themselves in a pussy eating situation.
Friend : How did your threesome go with Chad and his girl Kelly?

Lesbian: It was terrible. After I gave her head, all she did was tea tongue my pussy for 3 minutes. Then she went back to fucking her boyfriend. Fucking straight girls....
by AyeYoBish June 22, 2017
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The Greeny tea

When a man named Justin goes to a elementary school and gets on his hands and knees with his private parts covered in chocolate and let’s the little children lick it off his anus and balls
I’m going to the elementary school to pull the greeny tea
by La’marcus123 May 21, 2024
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