by drmasterkush February 13, 2025

when your bare feet have been collecting all of the debris on the dirty floor. at the end of the day u sit on the bed and rub your feet together to get rid of all of your foot sugar that has been collected from that day.
me: for fuck sakes hayley you forgot to rub your foot sugar before getting in bed
hayley: *rubs sugar in the sheets*
me: you dense arse
hayley: *rubs sugar in the sheets*
me: you dense arse
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When an Alabama fan licks their own taint until they start losing a game and then promptly leave the stadium
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