Double retard

One who calls another a retard in a manner that demonstrates retardation on one's own part.

"Don't put that fork in the microwave, retard, it'll explode!"
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."

by Sadie Enward November 15, 2023

Retard

A kid of the name Carson

Carson is a retard

by JustSomeKidWithCancer November 16, 2023

Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.

Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?

by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023

Retardant

A type of cologne a dumb fucker wears that keeps the women away.

Dan must have the retardant on cause all the women are running away!

by anonymous December 22, 2023

Retarded cancer

A fascist.

That fucker is a retarded cancer on humanity as we know it.

by time to die ya filthy animal December 27, 2023

Retard

Chase

Chase is a retard.

by anonymous January 3, 2024

Retard

You just made a situation even worse......

- Man give me that awp, I can let you win this round.
- Yes(stairing at that guy and do nothing).
- You're retarded.
And that guy can't win this round now.

by RealName1951 January 5, 2024