purple popsicle

A purple popsicle is when you fuck barney in Antarctica so hard that he falls apart and you just have purple on yo dik.

Man I just purpled popsicled for the third time this month!

My first purple popsicle of my life is happenin on Wednesday... hopefully.

by Yolo McJagger February 23, 2014

The Purp

Any kind of stubborn student within a university, who is a raging alcoholic, has no regard for others, constantly screams obscenities in the presence of minorities or members of the opposite sex. This individual usually mutters fragments or phrases of ridiculous pointless banter in public. Also, this person might disrobe their garments in public and embarrass themselves. In addition, this person constantly refers to themselves in the third person. This particular individual usually obtains a certain phenomenon known as a "KOOG". Finally, this person persistently speaks in the past tense usually speaking small commands such as "has it".

1.

Friend: "Dude what's up?"......PURP: "HOWS IT PURPIN PURPY?!"

2.

Friend#1: "Dude, I heard there's this sick party going on with an open bar."

Friend#2: "Oh shit, I heard that the sober-purp is working it."

Friend#1: "Sweet! I'm stoked."

3.

Friend#1: "Dude, that guy just chugged like 28 beers in a row."

Friend#2: "Hahaha dude I know, that guy is THE PURP."

by ZoobaPooba April 22, 2011

Purp

A brand new gang who reps the color purple
started in Rochester, MN

Hey Purp what up?
Nothin much p^uzz!

by P^uzz March 26, 2008

purple haze

Haze Laced w/Purple TOp Crack Juice

A Drug Dealer is cooking purple top crack. He finishess. He dumps the crack roks in a bag. Then whats left in the pan is crack juice; The Left overs of oils, chemicals, liquid cokane and left over bakeing soda. Then THe Drug Dealer has a sack of haze. He pours the crack juice in to the sack of haze. Puts it out for it 2 dry then sells it as Purple Haze. Thats what some of us bangers in NYC do to keep you commen back. The Pothead never knows its laces with crack juice because its dried up and soaked with the weed.

by Hydrosik April 11, 2006

purple top

The head of a man's penis. Typically a black man's penis.

Suck on my purple top.

by Johnson Banger January 22, 2009

purp

The noise that cats make when you sneak up on them and then touch them.

*miss_moto sneaks up on cat*
Cat: PURRRRRRRRRP

by Miss_Moto September 19, 2005

purpl3haz3

Bred from the notorious TWATUS FAGGOTUS, this is a gayfagshitsuckingdickface who regularly fucks chickens with a strap-on

.... err fag?

by mongoloid June 12, 2003