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Purple V-Neck Day

The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.
Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?

Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.

Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?

Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.
by KidNapsterz August 25, 2010
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dark neck

A Black Country boy who work 9-5 and loves to hunt fish and tear shit up yee haw
Those dark necks be having hella fun tearing shit up
by Bigheavy June 17, 2021
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Crooked Neck Bitch

One of those girls in the pics that friend request you and they're pointing you to a sex website. They all have their necks titled to the side... thus the term, "Crooked Neck Bitch"
Me: I just got a friend request from some chick that wants me to click her sex website...

My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"
by lttlmtn July 19, 2017
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Givin' Up Dat Neck

Although many believe this term is used explicitly for oral pleasures and to describe the term as such, it is actually an ancient term that goes back for centuries and even millenia at a time.
It's the year 1469. Snoop Drac and his gang of mecha death bats soar into the skies of ancient Egypt and tear down all of the Great Squares of Egypt to reveal Great Pyramids. His mission of creating a new national landmark that looked like fangs had succeeded! However, something was missing, something that he had been yearning for since the very beginning of his existance. He then realized that nobody, NOBODY, was givin' up dat neck.
Dat neck for Snoop Drac was like sex for your mom; he couldn't live without dat neck. He went to the nearest Egyptian and bit dat neck till he sucked his neck up like a bendy straw. He became so powerful that day that he had a new, ongoing mission that he could only wish to do in a single lifetime; get as many people as possible to give up dat neck.
To this day, Snoop Drac continues to get people to give up dat neck, and he does it on a daily basis.
Look out behind you! Snoop Drac and his mecha death bats might be behind you right now! The only question is... Are you givin' up dat neck or not?
by Goldrute000 May 3, 2016
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Black Neck

A member of the Black American hate-group (FBA/ADOS) who openly practices white supremacist rhetoric, xenophobia, or other forms of overt bigotry.
Trailer park is to redneck, as FBA is to black neck.
by OnCodeFBA December 4, 2022
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Neck-jumper

A person who will argue with you because they don't like your opinion.
Me: Taco Bell has good food.
Colleague: No it doesn't. The food is trash and everyone who eats it is dumb cuz it's the worst food ever.
Me: Will you shut up? You're such a Neck-jumper.
by OzzyTheKidd888 July 16, 2025
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Neck Oil

Lubricating the inside of the esophagus with a crisp beer
Oi Gary, wanna go for a slap and guzzle some neck oil

Adjective: Hey Doctor, I think I have glandular fever (Doctor)... have some neck oil, you'll be right!
by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022
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