long straw

Opposite of "short straw" in the commonly known phrase

I drew the long straw and didn't need to clean the toilet today

by genius_monkey December 31, 2019

long hair bai

A male with long hair . Typically a coolie guy or Caribbean guy .

A bai look Long hair bai . Long hair bai is at the Door. Aye bai did you see Long hair bai today ?

by Justin Chach December 29, 2024

As Long As Your Happy Bro

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.

*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.

by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024

Long Jonner

An extra boner that is extremely long

I woke up and had a long jonner so I called the storage garage company!

by Fucker1387 November 3, 2017

So Long Schlong

When you have sexual intercourse as a farewell gesture

“Oh, your leaving tomorrow? I guess I’m going to have to give you some So Long Schlong!”

by Intimidatingwang August 4, 2020

As long as we tracking.

Military parlance for “do we understand each other”?

Private First Class McBozo, have you loaded loaded all the crates upside down, as we spoke of before?
PFC McBozo: But Sarge, it’s not how I usually stack crates — actually, yes Sir, Seargeant Jihadicus
SGT Jihadicus: Damn straight, as long as we tracking.

by Jenna Side Theghaiz November 14, 2023

Long Dicked

Someone that purposely either disrespects you or created a scheme to disrespect you.

Ezra really long dicked me when he kept my gun for a whole year.

by Joel the shoe cleaner. July 14, 2023