A geographical location where nerds congregate, often to live, socialize, or work. In nerd ghettos, most occupations are performed by nerds in a unique form of vertical integration. Thus nerds are your politicians, teachers, businessmen, bureaucrats, bankers, technicians, auto mechanics, used car salesmen, dentists, customer servants, flunkies, gardeners, housekeepers, gas station attendants, janitors, garbage collectors, nurses, and so on. In a nerd ghetto you can strike up a conversation about computers with just about anybody, and everyone's intellect deserves respect.
Anytown, USA is such a nerd ghetto that even the cats are intellectuals. Yesterday I was practicing my book report on War and Peace and Fluffy seemed to be listening the whole time.
by batfemme53 July 11, 2022
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(game was made by a group of Individuals in the youth)
1) The objective of the game is to be the last man standing
2) use your hand to hit the cue-ball (white one) trying to get the 8-ball (black one) in any one of the pockets
3) if you hit the cue-ball in the pocket before the 8-ball goes in your out
4) if the person in front of you gets the 8-ball in the pocket your out and wait until the game is over
5) on the serve you have 3 attempts to hit the ball if unable to do so, your out
6) if on the serve you manage to hit both balls in at the same time your out, This move is further known as the Katalynn
7) if any of the 2 balls in play go off the table your out (unless it’s a serve)
8) After someone gets out the person behind them go to serve the ball
9) if the 8-ball stops moving before you hit the ball your out
10) when the person hits the ball their turn is over and the person behind them is up
11) Once a game has started no one can join in late
12) Alliances are allowed
13) If you're not competitive it's not the game for you maybe play SPLONG
(game was made by a group of Individuals in the youth)
1) The objective of the game is to be the last man standing
2) use your hand to hit the cue-ball (white one) trying to get the 8-ball (black one) in any one of the pockets
3) if you hit the cue-ball in the pocket before the 8-ball goes in your out
4) if the person in front of you gets the 8-ball in the pocket your out and wait until the game is over
5) on the serve you have 3 attempts to hit the ball if unable to do so, your out
6) if on the serve you manage to hit both balls in at the same time your out, This move is further known as the Katalynn
7) if any of the 2 balls in play go off the table your out (unless it’s a serve)
8) After someone gets out the person behind them go to serve the ball
9) if the 8-ball stops moving before you hit the ball your out
10) when the person hits the ball their turn is over and the person behind them is up
11) Once a game has started no one can join in late
12) Alliances are allowed
13) If you're not competitive it's not the game for you maybe play SPLONG
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The following conversation could have been avoided if Fred had applied the Nerd's Corollary to the purchase of new computers:
"Fred, I thought you said that if we bought the quad core machines, we could reduce the number of computers in the server room and save costs. Why do we have more servers than when we started and are over budget?"
"Well, we needed more machines because with the new speed and power, we discovered we could re-thread the re-factored process and parallelize the... (Fred's eyes glaze over and the rest of the information is lost in this discussion)"
"Fred, I thought you said that if we bought the quad core machines, we could reduce the number of computers in the server room and save costs. Why do we have more servers than when we started and are over budget?"
"Well, we needed more machines because with the new speed and power, we discovered we could re-thread the re-factored process and parallelize the... (Fred's eyes glaze over and the rest of the information is lost in this discussion)"
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