wank-neck

A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.

Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.

If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.

Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.

by one of many concerned friends January 27, 2014

llama neck

When your partner gives oral sex and goes all the way down.

"Yo dis bitch was giving me that Llama neck last night and made my asshole clap"

by Ben Dover Hoar July 14, 2014

puddle neck

Is someone who constantly looks dumb, lost or awkward

Oh , that guy doesn't seem to know what day it is , what a puddle neck

by Carrrrl August 14, 2014

straight neck

A guy who has epic side burns!

Your boyfriend is such a straight neck, how did you manage to get him to go out with you?

by That guy from the tube September 27, 2014

Turkey neck

When a fat persons neck skin hangs down and looks like a Turkey neck.

My granny's turkey neck looks really nasty.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

clit neck

When the clit is extremely long looking like an old woman's neck

Yo man I slept with this girl last night and that hoe had a clit neck

by Garry Wayne March 8, 2015

wiener neck

When the back of an individuals neck, usually a FAT MAN, looks like a pack of Oscar Meyer Weiners.

Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.

by SheAteTheWholeApple December 12, 2014