juice-isimo

1. The juiciest
2. Delicious. (From a Spanish-language Starburst ad campaign in Southern California.)

That Minute Maid lemonade is juice-isimo.

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Lightning Juice

The combination of every energy drink known to man. Legend says no man can last more than 30 seconds after taking a sip

Jeffrey: please no! Please I didn’t do it!
Guard: I’m sorry Jeffrey you shouldn’t have assassinated the kings unborn child
Jeffrey: it was a condom, please!
Guard: Time to drink the lightning Juice and be put to death
Jeffrey: *drinks*
Jeffrey: *dies*

by Meissparta May 18, 2021

Kooky Juice

A slang term for alcohol. Usually a strong liquor or juice heavy cocktail. Causes extreme pollution of the brain.

That boy is on that kooky juice.

by phantomofthedictionary August 8, 2022

stoopid juice

alcohol

Alcohol has neurotoxins. Neurotoxins cause brain damage. So, alcohol is Stoopid juice.

by jellyjem September 11, 2011

Bajooga juice

Juice from male titties that taste odly good

John:Bro what is this stuff
Bob:I think it's bajooga juice

by Baller30000 December 18, 2019

Booch Juice

A generic juice that poor hoodlums drink that they buy nfrom ghetto gas stations and markets.

J.R. did not have much money so he purchased a booch juice from the Haddock Grocery.

by DaClown6996 May 12, 2012

apple juice

Euphemism for "bourbon".

Yeah, I had some taste apple juice last night. Good old Kentucky brewed apple juice :-)

by cucurious57483 August 10, 2017