John's Why

A person who always fails at doing things right, pretty much a failure

My brother is such a John's Why at being good like me

by JohnWhy February 26, 2021

John Dolmayan

The drummer of System of a Down, who joined in 1997, after Andy Kachturian left fude to an injury. He has a way of playing the high-hat extremely fast, and uses the kick quite well. However, even though he seems like a good man, he never smiles. But, he still is a happy person. Although, he seems like he’s a pervert , his favorite movie is Taboo 2, a film about sexual assault

Person 1: Dude, who’s your favorite drummer?

Person 2: Lars.

Person 1: What the fuck did you just say? We all know John Dolmayan is the true king.

by Suite-Pee May 18, 2021

John Bird

Why the fuck did you look up your own name in the urban dictionary.

John Bird is a fucking dumbass

by John's a bitch (ak50) May 20, 2021

john aiden

A white person with glasses who says their mexican.

That john aiden is actually white.

by Fortnitesus May 3, 2021

nigga john

a big ball horny cat named nigga john

damn that horny nigga john cat is really horny and has big balls

by MyNameIsBrandon May 7, 2021

John the dragon

John the dragon is a character created by Artemis on Amino and is the companion of Stardustkit. He is so powerful and super cool and very cute he is a large dragon that has many powers.

John the dragon was summoned by Stardustkit.

by winky face November 3, 2021

Pastor John

Pastor John is a omnipotent being with no designated appearance, do not question him for you do not know the extent of what you are speaking of. That said, John is always going to haunt your nightmares, keep your doors locked, mortal.

Every second you’re not running, Pastor John Is only getting closer

by Dr.Pastor John November 4, 2021