a. When you or a new partner suggest a shower or some sexual adventure and the other partner doesn't seem very excited about it. You may wonder if they aren't that into you, or not that into your sexy idea, when it turns out that they just had to poo and were too shy to say anything.
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea
The morning after the first sleepover, BJ suggested that they take a shower and he would wash her back, then they could crawl back in bed. She was quiet for a minute and didn't seem very excited about the idea. He wondered if she wasn't so into him or didn't want him. After an awkward silence, she said she had to go poo and didn't want to stink up the only bathroom where the shower was. He wondered how many people get poo blocked when a candle and an extra 30 minutes would fix the problem.
by White Egret September 21, 2015
When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.
"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
by Lauraisjane February 02, 2013
When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.
by The woodstoners August 23, 2016
That woman just munch blocked Chris because he wasn’t rizzing fast enough, I didn’t know she was munch blocking everyone
by poolboyQ June 02, 2025
by 1900 Block November 24, 2021
"Jim was about to smash Tracy than she said he was too young he totally got age blocked"
"What an age block"
"What an age block"
by Dongslinger April 29, 2015