A person who works in an office and eyes other men up in secret then goes to the disabled toilets to furiosly masterbate and release their inner tension. Generally perculiar in appearance and could be a sex offender
by Poonarni October 10, 2011
Get the Holmes Guy mug.A straight simp. Will do anything but all gets shit in the end. Nice guys never win. Don’t be a nice guy. Or do. Nice guys may win.
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by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
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The kind of weird motherfucker that is so odd it makes you want to kiss them and fall in love and live together happily forever. It's likely that even thinking about your "weird guy ;)" makes you blush and kick your legs and maybe squeal like a fag
by whyamiattractedtoweirdguys February 27, 2022
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1) A genuinely nice guy who is kind, courteous, helpful, and overall just a good person.
2) A creepy douche who is nice only because he is expecting some kind of reward for his "good deeds". He never does anything nice unless there's a string attached.
3) A cheap, consolation prize of a compliment that people will say to men they are rejecting or dismissing.
1) A genuinely nice guy who is kind, courteous, helpful, and overall just a good person.
2) A creepy douche who is nice only because he is expecting some kind of reward for his "good deeds". He never does anything nice unless there's a string attached.
3) A cheap, consolation prize of a compliment that people will say to men they are rejecting or dismissing.
1) "My neighbor helped shovel my entire driveway yesterday after the blizzard. I offered him some money to say thanks and he just said, 'no need. This is just what neighbors should do.' He's a really nice guy."
2) "Listen, you stuck up bitch! I tutored you through math class and you passed because of me. I defended your honor against those guys who called you a slut! I bought you your favorite candy without you even asking. And now you won't even go out with me to say thanks for being such a nice guy?? Bitch!"
3) "Listen, I think your a really nice guy, but you're annoying as fuck and I don't want you to hang around me anymore." OR "Listen, we're going to have to let you go. Don't get me wrong, I think you're a really nice guy, but you suck at everything else."
2) "Listen, you stuck up bitch! I tutored you through math class and you passed because of me. I defended your honor against those guys who called you a slut! I bought you your favorite candy without you even asking. And now you won't even go out with me to say thanks for being such a nice guy?? Bitch!"
3) "Listen, I think your a really nice guy, but you're annoying as fuck and I don't want you to hang around me anymore." OR "Listen, we're going to have to let you go. Don't get me wrong, I think you're a really nice guy, but you suck at everything else."
by BlumpkinSpiceLatte June 22, 2021
Get the Nice Guy mug.When you agree to hang out with a guy, and he ends up staying at your place for two or more days. Intercourse usually occurs.
Sue: Did you have fun with that new guy you've been seeing? I haven't heard from you in a few days.
Ann: Yea, we had lots fun ;) But he's totally one of those stockholm guys.
Ann: Yea, we had lots fun ;) But he's totally one of those stockholm guys.
by cryg February 1, 2010
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