The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019

Five nine

The prime height to kick anyone's ass. That guy just whipped my ass... he's a five nine.

A guy that was five nine beats everyone

by Cj99.9 February 11, 2021

Five Check

The male version of a Bitch slap.

Get tf out my face before I Five Check yo ass.

by AlphaX99 June 5, 2023

five-ever

a span of time so long that calling it forever isn’t enough

Dude I ordered food at least 30 minutes ago it’s taking five-ever to come out

by BassMan24 July 30, 2025

Five Buck Box

Created by Taco Bell in 2009, these taco-shaped laxatives provide old people a tasty alternative when it comes to their bathroom needs.

Instead of shotgunning a prune juice I ate a five buck box instead; needless to say I just destroyed that toilet.

by Rster04 October 23, 2011

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

High Fiving yourself

You are legit clapping your hands together, but slowly.

"Woah you did amazing at practice today!"
"Thanks, man, I was glad, I hope you were High Fiving Yourself there"
"Of course dude!"

by anonymous October 6, 2020