Five Finger Life

A way to say you find a way to get what you need, even if you have to steal it.

Resorting to theft to meet needs, such as stealing food to eat or clothes to stay warm:

If I can’t buy it then I’ll resort to five finger life and get it for myself.

“He paid rent by living that five finger life.”

by Casheel February 5, 2021

Five nine

The prime height to kick anyone's ass. That guy just whipped my ass... he's a five nine.

A guy that was five nine beats everyone

by Cj99.9 February 11, 2021

Diss-Five

Not to be confused with a "no-five", the diss-five sees the disser turning their face from their target in a show disrespect while also turning their hand backwards, connecting the dissee's open palm with the back of their hand. The harder the diss-connection, the more impactful the diss.

The diss-five originated in games media in Australia in the early 2000s.

Cam thought I was unawares of his underhandedness, so I delivered in kind, dishing out a perfectly loud and aggressive diss-five, much to his alarm, and eventual chagrin.

by billythepunk February 14, 2021

Five Minutes Of Fame

RICHARD.

He had five minutes of fame then went back to being a dumbass

by Twisted Monster February 27, 2021

Vengeful high-five

When you take a shit and toilet water splashes up your ass

heard Clark scream when he got a vengeful high-five

by Dapzy March 11, 2021

Forty-five

A statement made that is verifiably false; Utter bullshit; untrue

“While she believed the YouTube report to be factual, it turned out to be total forty-five.”

by OTTRoughRiders March 19, 2021

Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 26, 2021