Ethan

A guy who makes far too many gay jokes, but is still straight.

You see Ethan over there? Yeah we think he’s gay but he’s not.

by Incognito Man 23 April 1, 2022

Ethan Gorrie

Any girl's (or guy's) dream, is truly husband material being able to cook, clean, but most importantly look good doing it.
As a friend, he is very loyal, and always gives a listening ear

"Did you see that guy?"
"yes He's so handsome and caring"
"I know right! he's definitely an Ethan Gorrie!"

by katiepoo<3 September 4, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is the kind of person who wrestles wild Wolfe's sometimes even 2 at one.when he is done he stabs cooks and eats the wolf.when he runs out of wolves he ventures into the woods sometimes chasing the wolves while riding his deer Fabio.

He's a total Ethan

by anonymousepics September 25, 2018

Ethan

Has a Dick longer than any other dumb "this Name has a long Dick" No. This Ethan has the longest dick and immediately beats all other dicks. Go shove your long Dick up your own Ass!

Gurrllllll, I just had Sex with Ethan hes got a Dick longer than Brian!!

by [e-mail] May 19, 2020

Ethan

A Awesome figure skating has lots of friends and is handsome

Ethan is the best at everything

by Scottie1616 January 31, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a cool dude and a general freind. He also wrote this description.

Ethan is the best person in the world

by CharizardXYZ January 26, 2021

Ethans veiny dih

Ethans Veiny Dih is the biggest ive ever seen or held. personolly as a dude i am astonished at this feet of his massive wang. undeniably HUGE.

have you seen ethans veiny dih

by dininicio May 15, 2025