MY NAME IS 1 EGGS

I MADE THE BREAKFAST
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE MEAL TOGETHER
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 eggs 1 eggs 1 eggs

by aviation lover 123 August 27, 2025

Cadbury Egg Fountain

When a man pulls out of another mans ass and his schwantz is covered in brown shit. He then blows a hot load of sweet cream into his bros face.

Rob asked Kyle for a Cadbury Egg Fountain to celebrate his wedding

by Rexlba February 22, 2025

grimey egg roll

when you hit it from the back and hit the mans nuts. very painful.

Jamie was having sex and irene hit him with a grimey egg roll. Jamie was very mad.

by grimeyeggroll June 6, 2020

Egg

To move ahead of a person at a certain thing who's origin comes from an egg taking over Kylie Jenner on Instagram for most liked picture

James: I'm winning this race
Thomas: I'm going to egg you

James: No fucking chance

Tom: *standing in a queue*
Bernard: Hey Tom, can I egg you?
Tom: Sure

by #HotBoi January 17, 2019

Avocado Chocolate Egg

An avocado cut in half with its seed replaced with a chocolate egg. Unless you look closely it looks like a regular avocado and you would be none the wiser. For some people this is strangely unsettling.

Did you see Betty's snap too? Ya, it was such an Avocado Chocolate Egg

by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024

egg beater

It's when you grab your balls and slam it against one's face at such a power that it leaves a bruise on their face.

John - I gave my wife the ol' egg beater.

by The Egger June 13, 2018

Indiana Jones style eggs

The achievable perfection of temperature with cooked eggs. It refers to that sweet spot when cooking fried eggs, right after the egg yolks become runny, but not solid either. A Golden gem of nectar only to be handled by those of the utmost respect for the meal. You gotta have the spirit of Indiana himself when coming correct to the kitchen! The perfect Golden nugget of goodness awaits those successful enough in attempting to make your eggs Indian Jones style.

How do you want your eggs sir? Indiana Jones style eggs betch!

by Indiana himself December 2, 2020