Quadriplegic drunk

The act of being so incredibly and viciously over intoxicated, that you lose the ability to control your body, on a range from barely able to walk, to barely able to move at all.

I got absolutely quadriplegic drunk last night, I was barely able to get out of bed for days.

by sketchyoperator August 15, 2024

Tatonka Drunk

The most drunk you can be! So drunk you dive into gravel. So drunk you throw up like Lard Ass from the movie Stand By Me. So drunk you think you know the words to every 80s song. So drunk you sing the meow version of Old Dominion songs. So drunk you accidentally drink Near Beer. So drunk you surf in the man-made pond’s fountain. So drunk the young guys have to hook up the old guys pap machines.

Someone told me that they have seen me drunk. And I replied , "Not Tatonka drunk.”

by The OG Mikey Mike April 1, 2025

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"drunk drop test" ~ plainrock124

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by DETOS OFFICIAL April 21, 2025

Drunk did it

To work on a task or project while inebriated, only to realize later that quality of the work was severly impaired, as were you.

He refinished the floor only to realize that he'd drunk did it. It would have to be done over again.

by Roger_the_Dodger May 6, 2025

Drunk Kollar

When you have a little too much fireball and you smash your scat pack into your sons leg.

After I got back from graduation my dad pulled a drunk Kollar on me.

by Thicc Nigga Erik May 22, 2025

Bohemian drunk

Being just the right amount of drunk that allows you to pursue, academic or artistic endeavors.

I am so Bohemian drunk. Fuck I can’t even stand, but I can read Karl Marx

by Bigslongman May 27, 2025

Ohio fast and the drunk

When are from Ohio or in having sex and you want to drink. You put the bottle in the asshole and you drink from the other end.

Hey Lula do you want to do the Ohio fast and the drunk sex move and drink.

by Knight102001 December 19, 2022