Twin-headed dragon

that awkward moment when your pee is split into two and you miss the spot making a lot of mess around the desired target
I tried to kill a fly with my pee, but the twin-headed dragon saved it.
by yоshi February 27, 2014
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Alaskan lightning dragon

When you piss in a girls mouth then zip tie her braces together then you taze the shit out of her then it comes out her nose like a dragon 🐉
I asked my girl if she wanted to do the Alaskan lightning dragon and she said HELL NO
by Jan the man 04 October 03, 2021
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Chasing a Red Dragon

Something you try to get to and you're so close to it but you just can't reach it.
"Are you trying to quit heroin?"
"Nah it's like Chasing a Red Dragon"
by Kyeta June 27, 2022
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Puff the bearded dragon

To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking marijuana.
by HiILookDead May 02, 2011
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Double Dragon Dare

The most intense dare, coming after a Triple Dog Dare. Usually, dangerous circumstances are added or involved in the dare. If you reject this dare, shame will visit you and your entire family. You will also probably keep your limbs intact.
I double dragon dared them to run across the yard with the gasoline can open and then light a match. I can't believe they actually did it! The whole yard lit up!
by TemperedMystic May 21, 2020
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Why’s it called dragon?

Because dragon deez nuts!
Your balls are being taken. Why’s it called dragon?
by TheRealMinecrafter November 27, 2020
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Austin’s Dragon Semen

A beverage that Austin once drank and then exclaimed “ I drank Dragon Semen yesterday!” Austin loves dragon Semen with all his heart and has since inspired Merch and a theatrical release of his inspiring story.
Austin: I drank Austin’s Dragon Semen yesterday 👌
by Redmundo Fanclub December 20, 2020
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