Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011

Clown

A good lad who means well and loves the drink.

Im going out with my clowns to have some craic

by Ahahhs February 1, 2024

Clown car

An act of taking a dab holding it in to drink a full beer then releasing the smoke to hit a bong bowl before taking a shot then releasing the smoke simultaneously snorting a line of molly only to finish off with a line of blow off a women's ass.

Broski I'm going to get totally clown carred this weekend

by Clown car November 3, 2017

clown banger

Stupendously funny

Tyler is a clown banger for the jokes he says

by Tyler the destroyer September 6, 2022

Clowns

Clowns are people that dont do dmp but pulling pranks # urprojectggwp

"look at those clowns"

by huehuexd1212 August 7, 2021

clowns

people who talk shit about people and ruin there lifes🤡💀

girl 1-omg did you hear about macey

girl 2-yea she’s so ughh
macey-y’all are clowns

by clown check October 2, 2019

Clown

Youll know it when you see it - its laurels face - cant miss it

that clown rlly thinks shes thicc

by YannyBemaurel September 22, 2019