boner tag

A game among friends who join in a circle and get eachothers rocks off, get nice, hard well established solid boner, then you pick teams, and take turns poking one another in the butt,whoever is left wins.

just like playing tag-your it, but you use yout man meat with a solid erection. The best way to play is each member ingesting 4 viagra pills each, and staying heard hours on end.

by Cock Johnson III April 1, 2005

boner fide

adj.Genuinely gay retorts; Authentically homosexual phrases, remarks, or quips.

v.boner fiding

I wasn't sure if he was gay until he made that boner fide remark.

The stylist just walked around boner fiding with the others all day.

by Dick... May 4, 2005

fire boner

When a male contracts 3 or more sexually transmitted diseases, he achieves fire boner.

I was with Stacy last night. She is so skanky that now I have fire boner.

by kloydeb January 21, 2012

Weed Boner

To enjoy marijuana that is so amazing it stimulates your mind and sexual organs thus resulting in a weed boner.

"dude!!! That shit smells so good, it gave me a weed boner!"

by bdosred December 15, 2011

being a boner

Being a boner is making irrational, emotion-based decisions and placing extreme and unrealistic expectations upon others.

hey, yo. your 'e being a boner right now...

by bonermaker February 4, 2018

Boner Roll

This is when a couple changes sex positions from missionary to doggy-style without pulling out.

Do a Boner Roll!

by Rutaly September 25, 2010

Boner champ

one who is a champion of getting boners, or this phrase can be alternatively used as a term of endearment

i.e. i
Guy 1: fucked a snowman and didnt lose wood!
Guy 2: did you bust?
Guy 1: hell yea all over up inside that snowmans bunghoe
Guy 2: wow bro youre a total boner champ

I.e. 2
Guy 1: hey man sorry i cant come out tonight i got grounded for putting a cactus in my uncle billys mailbox

Guy 2: its ok dont worry about it you litttle boner champ

by big but toucher December 11, 2016