Vermont Teddy Bear

A deviant sexual act where the penetrator has intercourse with a partner who keeps their underwear on. If the partner is a woman, granny panties are used. If the partner is male, tighty whities are used. In the act, very little effort is made to clear the underwear from the desired orifice. Most prefer to force their way through the underwear or, in their lustful thrusts, to stuff the underwear into the partner, not unlike stuffing a plush toy.

Jacqueline totally pegged Scuba Steve's onion booty last night and gave him a wicked Vermont Teddy Bear on the Canadian Refrigerator in front of Rick Santorum's house. He's gonna be walking wrong for a week, bruh.

by Thudder March 1, 2013

Kodiak bear

a large religion teacher who is interrupting in his long religiously obessesed speeches by students asking questions such as, "is it gay if u wear a condom?" Occasionally grunts like a kodiak bear.

The kodiak bear is part of the daycare zoo along with the aflac duck

by Howard Dean April 22, 2004

Polar Bear Paw

A Grape Ape looking man with enhanced hands especially designed for sloping up drool from the facial region. This mainly occurs in Northwestern United States in African American men that strangely resemble the Grape Ape Cartoon.

Damn, you see that nigga wipe up that bitch's drool with his Polar Bear Paw.

by Impeachinator May 2, 2011

fuzzy bear trap

when a female sits on your face with your nose in her vagina and procedes to fart in your mouth

i farted on my girlfriend yestarday and woke up to her in the middle of giving me a fuzzy bear trap

by TimboSlice89 May 6, 2011

freddy the singing bear

Freddy is a animatronic bear that sings for kids at Freddy Fazbears Pizza. He is known for being in Five Nights at Freddy. Five Nights at Freddy's is a fictional horror game that has you survive 5 nights to watching creepy robots to earn money.
Freddy holds a microphone and sings. Freddy has many different forms, here are some: Freddy, Toy Freddy, Old Freddy, Phantom Freddy, Nightmare Freddy, Showtime Freddy, and Shadow Freddy.

Freddy The Singing Bear is gonna kill us.

by bigchungus223 May 13, 2019

Brown Bear tipper

Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.

John Connor is a Brown Bear tipper

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Freakish Cluster Bear

The Freakish Cluster Bear is the most fearsome creature ever known, by any being, celestial or otherwise, it killed Jesus, birthed Satan, skull fucked Chuck Norris and shit on your mothers chest. At first there was nothing, emptiness, cold. Then there was the Freakish Cluster Bear, rampaging through the cosmos creating Heaven, Hell, Earth, God, Satan, Buddah, Shiva and Allah. They sprang up from the virtual oceans of fear, let forth from the stars. It is foretold that, at the end of time, the Freakish Cluster Bear will be released from his bonds by the Chosen One, who will rise up among men to free the Creator. The Freakish Cluster Bear wil then take up its run through the cosmos and decimate all in its path, cleansing the world of all non-believers and those that are unworthy, creating a new utopia for all of his children to thrive and prosper in for all of time.

Accept the the teachings of the Chosen One and let him lead us to utopia of the Freakish Cluster Bear.

The second coming of the Freakish Cluster Bear is upon us.

by Sir Grifficus February 7, 2010