Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat

Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.

by anonymous January 18, 2023

Bong asshole sneeze

When you made some great food and it makes your asshole sneeze out ouf excitement for whats to come

This food looks great , Bong asshole sneeze.

by Hamcandle January 13, 2020

asshole hug

A secretive way of asking a gay man for butt sex

Hey Enrique will You give me an asshole hug later tonight

by Notxavier69 July 12, 2016

CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS

TIK TOK

Defeating the US ECONOMY by destroying one industry at a time.

,HYPNOTISM---VALUE ADDED

YOUR MAMA...YOUR MAMA LOG INS AND MESS IN WITY YA

Look at what you read on TIK TOK the FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY as the CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS are managing to lower morale at all the restaurants without many not seeing it but the turnover is testament to this.

Prediction: Anything that has to do with FAST FOOD will slowly and keep losing more and more outlets.

BYTEDANCE is going to BITE YOUR DICK AND CLIT 0FF and here is why CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS is no doubt the largest complaint department of trivial griping with SIGNIFICANT MEANING OF BOREDON you will ever see in your LIFE as look no further than to see how boring the MUSIC INDUSTRY has gotten when they have to resort to a skipping MP3 that is so indicative of STAR WARS COPYRIGHT THEFT as LUCAS PRINCESS LEIA "HELP ME OBI ONE KENOBI".."TWICE REPEAT "TIK TOK PATTERN SEQUENCE, as BYTEDANCE TRADEMARK MAY 21, 1980 , who can win here as DISNEY LUCAS can do A BYTEDANCE DANCE and COME TOGETHER on DIK DOK.

Don't DANCE. ROCK AND ROLL RED CHINA, "we will CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS backup everything ORACLE has including your GRINDR COORDINATES. HA as nothing to worry about BYTEDANCE HAS YOU FULLY COVERED " , quote unquote.....

by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 2, 2022

Cinderella my asshole

Something you say when your fed up with someone who acts like a bitch all the time.

Hey Jared cinderella my asshole-alicia

by JaradBel4 January 19, 2017

The true asshole

you just meet this girl somewhere and then you hang out with her for 3 weeks then some other guys shows up and ruins your fucking plan. Then you think to yourself "I will assassinate this bitch if he doesn't stop his flirting shit " Then you meet back with your friend after the third day they hang out and she just gets tired of you and doesn't want to do anything like you guys used to because your friend that you liked is dong it with dat ass hole and you ont know what to do so you just buy her things and buy her things and you realize the only reason she is doing things with you is because you buy her shit because you have the money to spend but you want to save it to buy a car. Then you stop because there's no point of trying anymore and you met a new girl. Then you see the asshole chilling with another girl and you say "Wtf" then you realise wtf do i care. That's what you call the true ass hole>

The true asshole
guy:hey
girl:hey

guy:so hows it going:
Next few weeks

asshole:hey

girl:hey
girl:your nice

ashole:flerts with her

boy:Wtf fuck you
a few weeks later

Boy: Im tired of buying her shit
newgirl:well you should not
boy: um ok you herd that

newgirlyeah

a few weeks later
Newgirl:I like you

boy:I like you too

you guys hug

The true ass hole:with a girl
boy:Wtf
boy-Doesn't care

by True catch October 15, 2018

Asshole

Zach Crain is a narcissistic, egotistical, man/child who can only be defined by one word. (Asshole)

Zach was pulling a zach and being an asshole

by Fuckkitt buckitt February 15, 2023