Asshole

1. Annoying egotistical people.

2. A name you call a close friend but do not mean it in a harsh way.

1. I fucking hate you asshole. Get out of my life.

2. Love you asshole

by Tree Diego November 17, 2017

Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say

Bartholomew: Hop on flood escape you fat fucking nigger faggot,Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

Joe: Okay daddy

by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 3, 2025

Asshole

Where a donkey's shit comes from

Person 1. Ew did u see that?!
Person 2. See what?
Person 1. That donkey lifted its tail and I saw its asshole
Person 2. hehe. it's literally an "ass-hole"
Person 1. hehe it is

by Defi_nition August 31, 2022

asshole

Jake Paul, Justin biber big assholes

girl they are assholes
boy who
girl Jake Paul and Justin biber

by precolonial May 29, 2018

Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016

Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

by danasp_42 May 12, 2021

Asshole Amnesia

A person that’s such an asshole they’ve forgotten how much of an asshole they are.

After years of lying and manipulating his/her friends they were cast out from the group, only to return months later pretending like nothing happened. They have asshole amnesia.

by InvertedAv8r September 5, 2025