Andrew

Andrew is a cowpoke who loves country music and westerns. Broke back mountain is his favorite movie, this probably contributes to his love for the outdoors and his scenic camping trips to the catfish pond with his best friend who is a man’s man, ANDREWS man. He loves nothing more than his one on one time during these camping trips. Things to know about andrew: he loves to eat, tomatoes are his favorite! He’s got that sexy redneck charm that brings all the boys to his yard! His favorite snack was once a milkshake; but now he prefers something more firm and savory he can hold on to before putting in his mouth, drumsticks are his favorite, his favorite part are the nuts! Has a smart ass mouth and a good sense of humor, gonna be hard to find someone cooler. Consider yourself lucky if he calls you a friend, he’s a cool ass dude…THE END

Hey is that Andrew? I wonder if he wants my drumstick for dessert!?

by Plain Jane… April 28, 2022

Andrew

If you ever meet an Andrew I would be very cautious of them cause they may be aggressive. He may come off as a sweet and attractive at first, But there may be a chance he has a very unattractive personality. Not all Andrews are like this but most may be. When he get to know you he will fall in love instantly and will want to take you on nice dates, but when he starts to get closer you may regret it. He has a decent style of clothing and is very expressive of what he wears. He is also a decent athlete that has large muscles. Andrew is also very sensitive and is often times a mommas boy. Andrew also likes to be with himself and find pleasure in himself;) Overall Andrew is a nice guy as first and if you stay on his nice side he is a great friend, But if you get on his bad side he will choke you.

Andrew is a Bum
Andrew is so creamy
Wrong hole Andrew
Don't choke me to hard Andrew i want to breathe

by loverboy7878 November 2, 2021

Andrew

The most amazing most least depressed kid in the world

You know your like a rlly good Andrew

by Bruhh my birthday is not today October 16, 2019

Andrew

He is a cunt. He is shit in bed. He normally works in hospitality and fakes trip advisor reviews. If you see an Andrew in sight .. run. He usually thinks he is amazing , however this is a lie. #noandrew

Aw I don’t like that guy, he is an Andrew.

by Bestwaitress51 August 7, 2022

Andrew

Andrew .... did not know the internet existed until 2014, due to living in a savannah. Frequently indulges in gay sex exclusively with butter and white rum.H e also sells empty dreams. Andrews are incapable of cooking the simplest things such as eggs. Andrew is secretly in love with Danielle but would never admit it.

My hopes was killed because of Andrew

by Licadema March 13, 2019

Andrew J-C

Andrew is a someone that looks at you with a truly genuine gaze in their eyes. He will make you know what it feels like to be so tightly held by the heart that everything else fades away. He's a man of truth and insight; someone who seems to always have the right answer to everything. He leans into people and makes sure they know he's listening passionately to what they have to say. He's full of love to give to the earth and the earth happily receives it.

"What was the name of that truly terrific guy you were seeing?"

"Andrew J-C."

"Oh yea okay."

by person420420 October 2, 2022

Prince Andrewed

The act of fucking yourself over, via a history of previous wrong doings or mistakes that finally catch up to you.

I’ve totally Prince Andrewed myself there.

by Officer Club November 7, 2025